Monday, August 25, 2014

obvs

conversation with 9 yo: talking about the nile river. "do you know what that is?" "yes, the big river in egypt." "how do you know that?" "scooby doo, duh. the one with mummies."

Thursday, August 7, 2014

baby

welcome, alonzo. i needed you and i didn't know it.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

c'mon

So. In the last 2 weeks: my 9 year old started her period. my cat died. i had staph in my finger which still isn't resolved. i had to be tooth fairy 3 times. and i bounced a check. i officially say "mercy".